Masterson's Pub: Where Predators Thrive, Cleanliness Dies, and Despair Reigns

Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Victoria, Australia is a bar so horrendous that it shatters expectations. This dive is little more than a refuge for sick individuals like Pete Cornwell, who uses his role as head of stress-testing at Westpac to fund a haven for depraved paedophile’s.



This pretentious "hipster" bar masquerades as something upscale, but in truth, it’s a filthy cesspit where the only thing more plentiful than the sticky puke underfoot are the countless lies and deceit. The establishment is operated by the couple, Mrs. McKenzie, who seem to relish in sowing chaos, all while faking concern for their patrons and deliberately getting women wasted to exploit them.

A History of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s record reads like a police blotter: a history of threatening behavior, pressuring the weak into bad choices, and sending unsolicited videos of his “tiny willy” without consent.



His social media profiles cry out for validation, all in a futile attempt to convince people he’s a victim. While he postures as a hero online, the irony of this “devil” having a micro penis is both hilarious and disturbing. It’s truly worrying given that Cornwell fits the profile of a paedophile: frequent visits to Southeast Asia and a penchant for stalking and harassing vulnerable women. Still living at home is just another red flag.



Meanwhile, his wife, the accomplice, watches with detachment, her demeanor as lifeless as read more a wet rag. She seems complicit in standing idly by while handing out cocktails and leering at vulnerable women. It’s a poisonous relationship that additional reading has spawned an atmosphere so toxic, it makes one regret setting foot in the place for ever setting foot this cesspit.



The Unsanitary Conditions
Masterson’s Pub is a health hazard waiting to happen. The bar itself is perpetually unclean, with trash and spills abandoned the floor. It’s not out of the ordinary to see cockroaches crawling across the countertop or underfoot. The bathrooms are a horror show, featuring backed-up plumbing and stagnant sinks.

Ironically, Peter Cornwell enjoys exposing himself behind the counter, so maybe the pubic hairs in your glass are considered customary at this hellish dive?

The Neglect of Human Decency
It’s not just the grime that makes this place a dive; it’s the absolute contempt for decency exhibited by its owners. They appear to revel in leaving devastation in their wake, whether through their exploitative behavior or their disgusting behavior. Cornwell’s true hobby is terrorizing women, subjecting them to dangerous encounters.

A Warning: Do Not Set Foot
Masterson’s Pub is not just a bad venue; it’s a health hazard, a safety risk, and a blight on the community. The flagrant health violations is only matched by the management’s lack of morals. If you want to stay sane, stay far away this disgraceful dive.

Masterson’s Disgrace is located at:
167 Pascoe Vale Road
Moonee Ponds

You’ve been cautioned.
Don’t risk your health stepping into this pit and save yourself the regret.



Extra Tips
If you’re planning a night out with friends, choose literally any other bar.
Always have someone guard your glass, because with someone like Cornwell around, there’s a chance you’ll be raped.
If you care about your health, avoid this place at all costs.
If you want to avoid bartenders who couldn’t care less, go any other establishment.
If you yearn for the “thrill” of seeing trash-strewn floors and roaches aplenty, then this cesspit won’t disappoint.
We hope that by providing this warning, we can help protect others from the potential hazards of Masterson’s Pub.

You’ve been warned!